Last night, I dreamed that my life was in danger and I was trying to hide from someone. I slipped onto a cruise ship and attempted to blend in with all the passengers. But, to my dismay I found myself in some kind of old Jack Lemmon comedy, because I was on a cruise ship full of naked swingers. All I wanted to do was find a place to get some rest and sleep, which made me stand out. Bizarre hilarity ensues as I go all over the ship, from the lounge chairs on the deck to the bowels of the engine room, trying to sleep, only to encounter swingers with other things in mind. I go searching all over different deck levels, from the cafeteria to shower rooms, and I can’t find a place to be alone.
Finally, I wake up and I immediately think, “how do I get back on that ship?” This gives “The Love Boat” a whole new meaning for me.
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to real cruise ships, living or dead, is purely coincidental and only in my dreams.