1. Cookies or Cake? Both? Cake, of course, although we all know that the cake is a lie.
2. Chocolate or Vanilla? When I was a youth, I would have said chocolate, but now I favor vanilla. Wait, is that a sign of old age? Better make that Reese’s chocolate.
3. Favorite Sweet Treat? White wedding-style cake, without the wedding.
4. When Do You Crave Sweet Things the Most? Evenings, I guess. Wait, are we still talking about cookies and cake?
5. Sweet Nickname? I don’t have a sweet nickname, but you can call me ‘honey’ if you want.