she drank a hot tea called earl grey
and I really liked her unique way
of moving with a sexy sway
and brightening my dismal day
so, I began to get on my knees and pray
for a little wholesome roll in the hay
but she said she really couldn’t stay
before going somewhere very faraway
#1 by Ronald Kirk House on March 14, 2013 - 10:40 am
I started thinking of a naughty limerick just as I went to bed. Along the lines of
there once was a lady who drank earl gray
I really liked her sexy, sweet sway
I tried to be nice
cuz I liked her sugar and spice
but we just ended up rolling together in the hay
but I was too lazy to look up the correct “rules” for limericks. So, I went for something simple in my usual way. LOL. š
#2 by emmylgant on March 14, 2013 - 12:45 pm
Funny! Wikipedia first stop, no pain. š
I liked what you did with it just fine. Light hearted fun.
#3 by Ronald Kirk House on March 23, 2013 - 3:03 am
Yes, it is so easy to look things up these days. It is amazing. No need to go to the end of the hallway and look in the family World Book Encyclopedia as I once did in my youth. š